Episode BritishMac038
INTRODUCTION

Many apologies for being away so long, I'm a musician by trade and worked virtually day and night throughout the Christmas period. However up until the wedding season I'm fairly quite so back to normal podcast production.
Needless to say I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and festive New Year celebrations!

I thought, this being the first British Mac of 2007 and having been away so long, I would have a bit of fun! I'd like to introduce you to the world's first concept podcast!

Do you remember in the sixties and seventies when bands based albums around a theme or concept, Sgt. Pepper, Dark Side of the Moon, Tommy etc. I thought I'd do the same with this podcast, only for this week though - back to the normal format next week.

So come with me if you will, as we go hand in hand Around the World in Eighty Days!
Music - Around the World in 80 Days - Bing Crosby
Cue Sound Effect - Horse drawn carriages.
London. 1888.

"I walked through the London streets, hansom carriages rattled past me as I made my way to my club.
In the distance I could hear the bell Big Ben strike 12 pricesly as I reached the steps of The Reform Club. Exactly as normal."
Cue Sound Effect - Clock ticking
"I sat in my regular seat in the club and ordered a brandy and soda from Steward. On the table lay the morning's Times newspaper. Oddly the news was all about Macintosh Computers, which is strange as the Mac wouldn't be invented for another hundred years, but I decided not to worry about plot inconsistancy in this dodgy podcast I got on with reading the news......"
THE NEWS
"I was about to put down the papers when I noticed a strange advert."

PRIZE FOR FIRST PERSON TO GO
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS.

It has been claimed that it is theoretically possible to circum-navigate the world in 80 days. I hearby state that this is an impossible claim and would offer a challenge to any man who prove me wrong.

If you travel the world in no more than 80 days I will offer a prize of £1,000,000, however if you fail you must pay me the same sum.

Please contact Major Dill, The Reform Club, London.

"My own calculations proved that it was indeed possible to travel the world in 80 days, so I put down my paper and found out Major Dill, excepted his wager, and later that day found myself aboard the Orient Express heading East"
Que Sound Effect Train Noises
"I crossed the English channel and continued my journey through Europe and across the Carpethian mountings, I booked a night's stay in the ancient castle of Frankenwidget and arrived eventually close to midnight. The doors of the castle creaked open and I made my way inside..."
FRANKENWIDGET
Cue Egyptian music sound effect
"Over the next weeks I found myself travelling further east and then south into the deserts of Arabia. I joined a camel train in search of a wise man I had been told of. Uncle Mac. He who has stars in his eyes and clouds in his head..."
UNCLE MAC
To quote  Naguib Mahfouz "“You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.”, the question you ask is "how can I make my Mac talk?"

Open terminal and type "say", anything typed after that will be spoken by your Mac after you press the enter key.

Wonderful!
Que Lawrence soundtrack
"From the Arabian deserts I stole Laurance's motorbike and made off. Next stop Australia. I had been told that there was bar in the outback named "Dave in Oz's Bar", and the landlord Dave was the nicest bloke you could wish to meet. So I picked up a hat with little corks on, hopped on a Kangaroo and made my way for a pint of Fosters".
Cue Sound Effect Crickets and Didgereedoo
YE OLDE MAC & MOUSE  - DAVE IN OZ STYLE
Australia - Dave's Outback Bar.
Mike Bradbrook's Charity Appeal

I will be joining the BT Charity Trek 2007 to Lesotho in April next year, and I hope you can help me raise funds to support this cause. This is a major part of BT’s Corporate Social Responsibility plans, and supporting BT’s nominated Charity, Childline.

I have teamed up with www.easyfundraising.org.uk who provide a service where you can help raise funds for the Lesotho Charity Trek and Childline and also save money when you shop online.  This site offers access to over 150 of the UK's biggest and best-known retailers - but with a difference. Simply use the links provided on their website when you shop online and up to 15% of your purchase price will be donated back to Childline, FREE of charge.

It doesn't cost you anything extra to shop and sponsor me in this way and there are lots of popular retailers participating including; DELL, Amazon, HMV, Virgin, Dixons, Comet, PLAY.COM, Choices Direct, Esure, The AA, Direct Line, M&S, and Churchill amongst many others.  There are even some Free offers, which will lead to donations, just for registering with websites such as e-bay, Blockbuster and Photobox.

As well as raising funds you can also make personal savings. Many retailers give special offers and "not-available-in-store" discounts when you shop online - some of which are exclusive to easyfundraising members.
All you need to do is visit and register, http://www.easyfundraising.org.uk/using_this_site/ selecting Lesotho Charity Trek as the organisation you wish to support (registration is FREE).
Thanks for your help and support on this.
Tony Greenwood
Ben's Website

Hi Will, Ben here again.

Don't know if you're interested or not, but over on my new website I've just posted something of a review for British Mac in my Podcast of the Week feature. You can check it out here: http://www.benjaminwillcock.com/home.html and heading into the Week in Review section.

Cheers,
Ben
Zac's Mac Madness

Hi, I am the owner and main admin of Mac Madness
(http://www.macmadness.co.uk) and I have been listening tto your
podcasts for the last couple of hours (They are really good).

I would greatly appreciate it if you had a look at my site, maybe even
join my forum, and tell me what you think of my site.

I am quite jealous of you and your site, as I am hoping to do a
podcast on my site aswell, maybe we could even do one together.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Zac
http://www.macmadness.co.uk
Oliver - Hit Counter
HI all

I have just created a website using iWeb but don't want to use the standard hit counter within iWeb as I am not using .mac (Im uploading it to another host etc)
So what I want is another hit counter - Does anyone know when I can get one????

Thanks

Oliver

Essex
Hey Will,

Hope you had a fab and groovy Christmas.

Got a question for you fella and I'm hoping either your good self or one of your helpers can offer me some advice....

I've been hearing about the next generation of WI-FI routers, 802.11n, that should be in the shops early 2007, and I'm looking for advice on whether I should up-grade to one of them or stick with what I've got. I'm running a 'Linksys WAG354-G wireless -G' which is connected to my iMac (Intel 2 GHz) via ethernet. I've also a Dell desktop which as a Linksys wireless card fitted, a Nintendo DS Lite and a Apple Power Book which all connect to the router wirelessly.. sometimes all at the same time! My broadband supplier is 'Orange' which is free and I'm on their 2 Meg.

I know there will be a point where the broadband speed will be the bottle neck eventually, and I will up-grade to a higher speed at some point, but until then i want to be sure I'm able to transfer files between my hardware at the fastest possible speed and be 'future-safe' with a new router (o.k., future safe for the next few years at least maybe).

On another sort of related subject...

I've been using iChat to video chat with a mate. the picture I see of him on my Mac is sweet.. clear and sharp. But, the picture he sees of me he says is a little degraded. Is this to do with my 'up-load' speed? And will a new router help out here to, or is it a case of my broadband supplier being a bit crap?!

Anyways, hope you can sort me out, and keep up the totally ace work on the podcast.

All the best,

Rob Tomlin
(manchester)
Dave in Oz 18
I travelled across the great expanse of Australia, a truely staggering country full of fun and laughter. Beautiful beaches and beautiful scenery, I camped with Aubergioney tribesmen and learnet of their wisdom and, in these days of science and progress, I couldn't help feel a sense of an awsum and forgotten power.
"From Australia I caught a ship bound for America and docking at New Orleans. New Orleans is a wonderful city, full of exciting new experiences, as does all of America, I have great hope for America - I'm sure they will do well. In the New Orleans bars I supped on Gumbo soup and Fried Chicken, I smoked a new brand of cigarette that left one with a very pleasent experience, I drank Bourbon and listened to an incredible new music called Jazz"
"Whilst here I met a fellow Englishman Mike Bradbrook also on a journey of discovery, a fellow of the ancient university St. British Mac. He was studying a new book called the British Mac Annual - I asked him to tell me all about it..."
Leaving Oz...Crocodile Dundee theme
Cue Sound Effect New Orleans Jazz
ST. BRITISH MAC
"From the New Orleans I made my way across country to New York. An amazing city, full of hope and energy. Here (sort of) I met some fellow called a podcaster, he asked me to listen to a commercial he had prepared. He seemed like a jolly nice fellow so I obliged"
Play Mac Companion ad.
I also met a charming young lady called Daphne Kalfon

I'm the writer of the song "I Love My Mac", which after appearing on MacAddict's CD-ROM last year, has been traveling the globe thanks to its many fans. There is now a completely new Japanese version of the song called "Makku ga Sukinano", in addition to recordings by fans in German, Swedish and Italian.

I’ve also written a song about the iPod called "I Love My iPod", which is a song full of fun, rhythm and raw energy.

These songs are all on the iTunes Music Stores. More info and full previews of these songs are at my websites:

www.ilovemymacthesong.com
www.ilovemyipodthesong.com

If you would like to play any of these songs on your podcast, let me know and I’d be happy to send you mp3s and/or chat about my music.

Regards,
Daphne Kalfon
"From New York I caught a ship bound for Liverpool, from Liverpool I caught a train to London, just in time to complete my journey around the world in 80 days. I made my way to Reform club where I met Major Dill, he had prepared a cheque for 1 million pounds and handed to me. I tore up the cheque telling him not worry about it and handed one of thoses interesting cigarettes I had picked up in New Orleans."
"Taking a seat by the fireplace and doning a smoking jacket and Fez we discussed British Comedy, and in particular Dick Emery."
Cue Sound Effect Fire Crackle
BRITISH ICON
Richard Gilbert Emery (Bloomsbury February 19, 1917Denmark Hill January 2, 1983) was an English comedian and actor, particularly popular during the 1960s and 1970s.
He began his career as a sidekick to comedians such as Tony Hancock, and had a regular role in the sitcom, The Army Game on ITV.
Emery's weekly BBC show, which ran irregularly from 1963 to 1979, consisted of sketches which mostly involved his dressing up as various characters. His characters included a vicar with large teeth, spinster Hettie, Clarence and a bovver boy (Roy Kinnear played his father but is 19 years younger than Dick Emery). The best-known were hapless pensioner "James Maynard Kitchener Lampwick" and "Mandy", a voracious blonde whose catchphrase was "Ooh, you are awful ... but I like you!" - which became the title of Emery's own British Lion theatrical release (in which Emery displayed the same penchant for characterisation, both male and female).
Emery also appeared in several films, such as The Fast Lady (1962), Ooh… You Are Awful (1972), and was a voice actor on the animated Beatles movie Yellow Submarine.
THE END!!