Episode BritishMac030
NEWS
Headlines
Apple Expo Paris 2006
Apple iTunes 7 released
Revised iPod range
New Shuffle.
Dreaded Green/Orange light flashing gone?
New Dock connector via USB for syncing/docking
Optional external power supply if you want it.
Only one model at the moment - £55.00 for 1GB.
Apple's UK website say availably in October
New Nano
New iPOD
iTV coming
We've talked about this in the new flash.
I wonder if you will be able to get an optional Hard Disc unit to store you media files locally. Imagine if you've left your laptop at work or just acn't be bothered to go up to the spare room / study to turn your iMac on.
1/2 size of Mac Mini, built-in power supply, USB, Ethernet, 802.11 "wireless component video", optical audio and HDMI ports, plus old RCA stereo audio ports. Works with Apple Remote.
With new Front Row 2 interface, iTunes, Movies intergration.
Price will be $299.
Quick But Dull
And Finally
Mac on a Stick
Running Linux, Windows or applications like Firefox, Thunderbird and AbiWord from a USB flash memory device is old hat. How about a Mac 128K or Plus on a USB key? Using a ‘portable’ Mac system you can:
    •    play with old system software and applications without dusting off your old Mac,
    •    impress your friends, or show others what the older Mac system looked like,
    •    use Mac on Windows and Linux.
Runs System 7.01

http://nothickmanuals.info/doku.php?id=minivmac
Wouldn't this be great PDA Operating System - why not put it on you iPod!
FrankenWidget
Uncle Mac's Mac Moment
St. British Mac
Mac et Souris
A small cafe in Montmatre - Paris.
British Icon
London Black Cab
Manganese Bronze Holdings PLC is an engineering company based in Coventry, England. The company manufactures a range of automotive parts, but is most famous for manufacturing London Black Taxis.
Manganese Bronze Holdings is split into four divisions:
    •    London Taxis International which manufactures London Black Taxis for distribution throughout the United Kingdom and worldwide;
    •    Zingo which produces intelligent taxi location systems;
    •    Mann & Overton which provides maintenance services for taxis; and
    •    London Taxi Finance which provides finance deals for the purchase of taxis.
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History
Villiers Engineering Ltd, a motorcycle company chiefly known for its range of engines was taken over in the early 1960s by Manganese Bronze Bearings Ltd as it was.
Manganese Bronze Holdings Ltd bought AMC (Associated Motorcycles) owners of the Norton, AJS and Matchless motorcycle marques in 1964. This combined with the Villiers concerns to give Norton-Villiers.
Manganese Bronze absorbed BSA, best known for their motorcycles, in 1973 as part of a rescue plan initiated by the Government. The BSA interests were largely divested and the Triumph elements of the motorcycle production combined with the others to form Norton-Villiers-Triumph (NVT).
The Strange Laws of Olde England
ISBN 0749950366
Nigel Cawthorne
Julian & Sandy
Julian and Sandy were characters on the BBC radio programme Round the Horne, played by Kenneth Williams and Hugh Paddick, with scripts written by Barry Took and Marty Feldman.
As well as being highly amusing, Julian and Sandy were notable for being two camp gay characters in mass entertainment at a time when homosexuality was still illegal in the UK, and for the use of Polari or palare in the sketches
name                  =Polari
other names           =Palare, Parlary, Palarie, Palari, Parlyaree
ajax                  =nearby (from adjacent?)
alamo                 =hot for you/him
aunt nell             =listen, hear
aunt nells            =ears
aunt nelly fakes      =earrings
balonie               =rubbish
basket                =the bulge of male genitals through clothes
batts                 =shoes
bevvy                 =drink
bitch                 =effeminate or passive gay man
bijou                 =small/little
blag                  =pick up
bod                   =body
bold                  =daring
bona¬                 =good
    bona nochy        =goodnight
    bonaroo           =wonderful, excellent
bungery               =pub
butch                 =masculine; masculine lesbian
buvare                =a drink
cackle                =talk/gossip
camp                  =effeminate
capello/capella       =hat
carsey                =toilet, also spelt khazi
carts/cartso          =penis
charper               =to search
charpering omi        =policeman
chaver                =to shag/a shag (sexual intercourse)
chicken               =young boy
clobber               =clothes
cod                   =naff, vile
cottage               =public loo (particularly with reference to cottaging)
cottaging             =having or looking for sex in the above cottage
cove                  =friend
crimper               =hairdresser
dinarly               =money
dish                  =butt(ocks)
dog and bone          =telephone
dolly                 =pretty, nice, pleasant
dona                  =woman
drag                  =clothes, esp. women's clothes
ecaf                  =face (backslang)
eek                   =face (abbreviation of ecaf)
ends                  =hair
esong                 =nose (backslang)
fantabulosa           =fabulous/wonderful
feele/freely/filly    =child/young
fruit                 =queen
funt                  =pound
gelt                  =money
glossies              =magazines
handbag               =money
hoofer                =dancer
HP (homy polone)      =effeminate gay man
jarry                 =food, also mangarie
jubes                 =breasts
kaffies               =trousers
khazi                 =toilet, also spelt carsey
lacoddy               =body
lallies               =legs
latty/lattie          =room, house or flat
lills                 =hands
lilly                 =police (Lilly Law)
lyles                 =legs
lucoddy               =body
luppers               =fingers
mangarie              =food, also jarry
martinis              =hands
measures              =money
meese                 =plain, ugly (from Yiddish)
meshigener            =nutty, crazy, mental
metzas                =money
mince                 =walk (affectedly)
naff                  =awful, dull, hetero
nanti                 =not, no, none
national handbag      =dole, welfare, government financial assistance
nishta                =nothing, no
ogle                  =look, admire
oglefakes             =glasses
ogles                 =eyes
omi                   =man
omi-polone            =effeminate man, or homosexual
onk                   =nose
orbs                  =eyes
palare pipe           =telephone
palliass              =back
park                  =give
plate                 =feet; to fellate
palone                =woman
palone-omi            =lesbian
pots                  =teeth
remould               =sex change
riah/riha             =hair (backslang)
riah zhoosher         =hairdresser
scarper               =to run off (from Italian scappare, to escape)
schlumph              =drink
scotch                =leg (scotch egg=leg)
screech               =mouth, speak
sharpy                =policeman
sharpy polone         =policewoman
shush                 =steal (from client)
shush bag             =hold-all
shyker/shyckle        =wig
slap                  =makeup
so                    =homosexual (e.g. "Is he 'so'?")
stimps                =legs
stimpcovers           =stockings, hosiery
strides               =trousers
strillers             =piano
switch                =wig
thews                 =thighs
tober                 =road
todd (Sloanne)        =alone
tootsie trade         =sex between two passive homosexuals (as in: 'I don't do tootsie trade')
trade                 =sex
troll                 =to walk about (esp. looking for trade)
vada/varder           =to see
   I vada             =I see
   you vada           =you see
   he/she(rare)/it    =he/she(rare)/it sees
      vadas
   we vada            =we see
   they vada          =they see
   I will vada        =(future)
   I vadered          =(perfect)
   I was vadering     =(imperfect)
   had vadered        =(pluperfect)
vera (lynn)           =gin
vogue                 =cigarette
vogueress             =woman smoker
willets               =breasts
yews                  =eyes
zhoosh¬               =style hair, tart up, mince
   zhoosh our riah    =style our hair
zhooshy               =showy
http://www.stopmessinabout.co.uk/
So relax, let your riah down, and raise a glass of Egg Nog to those two bona omipaloni's - Julian & Sandy!