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Steve Ballmer talks Apple.
Leopard Rumours update!
Jobs Not Interested in Joining Walt Disney

CUPERTINO, CALIF. — Apple Computer Inc. CEO Steve Jobs said Thursday he had no interest in becoming an executive at The Walt Disney Co., which will soon complete its acquisition of Jobs' other company, Pixar Animation Studios Inc.
In fact, Jobs told shareholders he plans to spend more time at Apple after he relinquishes his chief executive job at Pixar when the studio's merger with Disney closes in two weeks.
Disney's upcoming, $7.4 billion purchase of Pixar will land Jobs a seat on the Disney board and make him the company's largest shareholder.
The pending union has generated speculation about whether Jobs would want ever want to lead Disney given his growing influence in digital media with Pixar's blockbuster movie successes and Apple's iconic iPod media player and iTunes Music Store franchises.
A shareholder at the annual meeting at Apple's headquarters asked Jobs if he had any interest in becoming the Michael Eisner of Disney, referring to the company's former longtime CEO, and Jobs quipped he did not want to be Eisner.
A feud between the two executives nearly threatened the profitable relationship between Pixar and Disney before Jobs hammered out the Disney-Pixar acquisition deal in January with Eisner's replacement, Robert Iger.
Taking a more serious tone, Job said of the merger: "It's not because I want to be a senior manager at Disney. I don't want to do that." Jobs added that he thought Iger "is the best person to run Disney."
Jobs said he understood concerns that he would soon be spending more time at Disney, but "that couldn't be further from the truth," he said. "It'll require less of my time than Pixar did."
While Jobs publicly dismissed any notion of becoming a Disney executive, it remains unclear whether he could become Disney's chairman. Current Chairman George Mitchell is likely to retire next year when his term expires.
In January, Jobs said he does not see himself becoming Disney's chairman, although he did not explicitly rule it out.
"I think there are people that can do a better job at that than me," Jobs told The Associated Press on the day the Disney-Pixar acquisition was announced. "My interest is really just being on the board and helping Bob make this combination super successful and helping him in any other way he asks me to."
Jobs' remarks Thursday were good news to George Caldwell, owner of a llama ranch in Sonora, Calif. and a longtime Apple shareholder.
"It was reassuring to hear that he was going to spend more time at Apple," Caldwell said. "I'm issuing a buy order to my friends now."
Also Thursday, Apple said a preliminary tally of votes showed that its shareholders re-elected the company's seven board members and rejected a proposal by environmental advocates to study how Apple could improve its recycling program.
Shares of Apple rose $1.21, or 1.8 percent, to close at $69.36 on the Nasdaq Stock Market.
BBC launch new disability Podcast.
Steve Jobs Fires Someone In His Sleep.
According to sources in Apple’s product marketing division, analyst Hugh Kogan has received the most unusual honor of having been fired by a sleeping CEO Steve Jobs.
Kogan claims that as both he and Jobs slept on Tuesday night, their dreams crossed over and Jobs conducted his firing transcendentally.
“It was wild,” Kogan said. “Steve was in my dream and I was in Steve’s dream. We were in Grand Central Station, which is kind of funny because I’ve never been there… hmm… But maybe Steve has…
“Anyway, he beckoned to me from across the empty, cavernous main hall and as I approached him I noticed he had white earbuds in his ears. The other end of them was plugged into a block of cheddar cheese Steve was holding in his outstretched palms. I could hear Deep Purple’s Smoke On The Water playing.
“That’s when he fired me.”
Since it was still just a dream, Kogan was uncertain whether or not the firing was also in effect on this plane of existence. The next day he stuck his head into Jobs’ office to confirm.
“Am I…?” Kogan began to ask.
“Totally,” Jobs replied, cutting him off without looking up from the plans for the 21-inch tablet device and media center that will run on OS X “lite”.
“And for the record,” Jobs continued, “that was muenster and it was Iron Butterfly’s In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.”
Suddenly, Yoda appeared in a corner of Jobs’ office, looked at Kogan disapprovingly and said “That… is why you fail.”
“Wha…?” said a startled Kogan. “Oh, hey, this is a dream again!”
Looking up, Jobs said “What? Oh. No. That’s an animatronic Yoda George Lucas gave me. It says that all the time. You’re still fired.”
“Oh,” a disappointed Kogan said.
Kogan’s resumé is on line for prospective employers without astral projection powers.
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